Hillarywatch: This Week's Errors, Lies, and Dirty Tactics
1) Return Of The Snipers - she misremembered, after claiming she never said it, after claiming she was joking. Or something. This story won't go away for months. It's a perfect encapsulation of her and her desire to say anything to win.
2) Poverty Czar - Clinton announced on Friday morning that she would appoint a cabinet level Poverty Czar to help represent the voice of the poor. Five hours later she released her tax returns showing 109m worth of income since 2000. Presumably that's her husband out of the running for Poverty Czar.
3) Charitably Ours - Clinton was praised for donating 10% of her 109m income over the last seven years to charity, at least until it turned out that these donations were - wait for it - to the Clinton Foundation. She got a tax exemption for donating to herself.
4) Nocturnal Rendezvous - for once this doesn't describe Bill and a dozen hookers, but Hillary's new 3AM phone ad. "It's 3AM and the phone rings, this time the crisis is economic", the commercial says. One problem - just how shit would the economy have to be and how negligent would the government have to have been during regular business hours to have to wake up the President with an 'oh shit' call about the economy?
5) Columbian Free Trades - Mark Penn, her brilliant strategist, was revealed to have met with the Columbian government to plot lobbying strategy for the passage of a free trade agreement which Clinton allegedly opposes. She fired him. Problem solved? It depends on what the definition of the word "fired" is. They just changed the name of his role, and he was right there on the daily press conference call Monday morning. This isn't isolated for her either. Another high advisor was "fired" for claiming Barack Obama sold cocaine, and her current Campaign Manager is on the board of a bankrupt shady mortgage firm.
6) Space Reserved For Something Else She's Done That We Might Not Find Out About For A Few Days
7) Hospitalization Needed - Clinton has been telling a story on the stump for the last few weeks in which a woman is allegedly turned down for vital health care because she didn't have the $100 admission fee. Her baby then died, and she died 15 days later - all for the want of $100. Except of course that hospitals don't have cover charges. No one is ever turned down for life saving care at any time. This woman was in hospital. She also wasn't one of the hopeless and helpless uninsured - she had insurance. So the entire story was completely manufactured out of whole cloth. Again.
8) Campaign On Life Support - while on the subject of health care, and Hillary's promise of 100% universal health coverage - it came out this week that "universal" is not actually "universal". She's been running behind on fundraising compared to Obama, so her campaign has been making what it called "business decisions" to run more ads with the money and allow bills to go unpaid. The campaign may be as deep as 20m in debt. She's been stiffing people all over the country, but of all the people to stiff, you would think she would be paying her employee's health insurance benefits. She wasn't. The campaign was more than 3 months in arrears for health care premiums. They stressed that no one was denied coverage during this period. Do you think you or I would be able to go 3 months without paying premiums and still have coverage? It's nice to be a Clinton.
9) I Have A Dream - on the anniversary of MLK's assassination, Hillary gave us a stirring recollection of her memories of finding out about the assassination. She nearly cried she was so emotional, and it was clear from her words that she firmly believes that we are finally reaching a point in America where the issue of race is not a divider or barrier. Then her campaign releases another press statement - this time comparing snippets of MLK's speeches to controversial snippets from Obama's ex-pastor Jeremiah Wright.
That's this week's Hillarywatch. At least until I remember a few others that have temporarily slipped my mind.