The Apprentice

I am lost for words if these are supposed to be the brightest young business minds in Britain. No wonder we are 100% completely fecked and capable only of creating yuppy muppets...or yuppets if you will.

Not one of them would get a job if I ran a company.
 
I havn't watched the last few episodes and didn't even know who was voted out since, thought I'd catch this one and what a return. That board room was stuff was something else.

He cracks me up with his little sly comments though - after a long speech - WOMEN: "I don't know what else to say" - his response - THANK GOD! (:lol::rolleyes:)

Still that was pathetic, a fair few of them are too actually, and that whole sabotage thing was a bit out of order like. That Clare or whatever she is called really gets on my nerves she just talks on and on and on.
 
I think Helene has been very lucky to get this far.

Raef to win
 
the lying cheating "i'm arrogant so what" 'good jewish boy' should definately have gone.
 
I am lost for words if these are supposed to be the brightest young business minds in Britain. No wonder we are 100% completely fecked and capable only of creating yuppy muppets...or yuppets if you will.

Not one of them would get a job if I ran a company.


Totally, but that is what happens when you offer 'only' £100,000- If you were capable of earning in that range you would go for a normal job interview and get one asin London they are out there if you are of a quality, you wouldn't need to go on television to get it, which makes you wonder when they cut the crap what are they really doing and earning if such a job is out of their grasp?

If Alan Sugar said next year, I am raising the salary of the winner to £250,000 then the standard of applicants would (dear god hopefully) boom upwards. This year should prove that surely.
 
Saying that the woman who thought that Halal and Kosher were the same thing, and thinking she had got a chicken made kosher by a muslim butcher singing to allah and promptly chopping its head off was comical.
 
Good to see that the Irish bitch and that horrible horrible ginger thing have been fecked by Mr Sugar.
 
Saying that the woman who thought that Halal and Kosher were the same thing, and thinking she had got a chicken made kosher by a muslim butcher singing to allah and promptly chopping its head off was comical.

Loved it when Sir Alan figured her out the sly ginger haired wrench.
 
I'm dissapointed Jenny Maguire went because even though she riled me from start with the claim she was the best sales person in Europe (in her defence, it was in Africa she failed) she was not annoying to watch like Claire


HALT THE PRESSES:

You will not believe the ego of this moron
http://www.alexwotherspoon.com/
 
Raef, Claire and Michael will be there or thereabouts by the end (plus maybe that annoying cockney cnut, I forget his name)
 
One of the redeeming factors about the Apprentice this year as how Nick and Margaret have become vocal in the boardroom.
 
Michael is a twat, should have been fired last night

that tall lad (whose name i forget)..not Alex, the other one.. what does he do apart from stand around and shout "come on!" into the mobile phone every episode?

Helene is a bitch, cant stand her

Lucinda is a dour Sunday school teacher

Clare is annoying but is the most competent out of the lot

Raef, i think is a complete gentleman and very funny with it. "Theres a reason they are size 16. They like cake!" :lol:
 
that tall lad (whose name i forget)..not Alex, the other one.. what does he do apart from stand around and shout "come on!" into the mobile phone every episode?


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Lee McQueen
 
Now that Sara's gone, the last piece of eye-candy has gone also. Raef all the way, I thought he was a cock in the first ep but he's got the most amount of decency out of the lot.
I'm just surprised that Sara didn't do well in the boardroom, seeing as she's a barristor.
 
Now that Sara's gone, the last piece of eye-candy has gone also. Raef all the way, I thought he was a cock in the first ep but he's got the most amount of decency out of the lot.
I'm just surprised that Sara didn't do well in the boardroom, seeing as she's a barristor.
Neither did Nicholas and he went the first round. Barristers are shite in the boardroom... FACT!
 
He's very motivational. He's my second favourite behind Raef.

He's really gotta stop shouting "that's wor I'm taaaaaaaaaalking abaat!" all the fecking time though!
 
Neither did Nicholas and he went the first round. Barristers are shite in the boardroom... FACT!

The fact you remembered his name is somewhat worrying.
 
Let's be honest none of them were really competent to begin with but how that Lee McQueen hasn't been fired yet I will never know. He can't even speak properly; 'fong' being a prime example.
 
The fact you remembered his name is somewhat worrying.
He was that shit :lol:
Let's be honest none of them were really competent to begin with but how that Lee McQueen hasn't been fired yet I will never know. He can't even speak properly; 'fong' being a prime example.
Alan Sugar speaks like a commoner, look where he is now... although 'fong' is just unacceptable. Lee also can't pronunciate his 'r' sounds, I feel sorry for people like that, they get the pissed taken out of them so much.