Just watched the first ep. Great TV. Raef cracks me up, I swear hes making up words.
The Apprentice
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Anyone see it last week? 
When the girls were going to charge £5000 to do the laundry, cracked me up!
When the girls were going to charge £5000 to do the laundry, cracked me up!Anyone see it last week?
They weren't even willing to negotiate on that price either. Basically it was a shambles. Girls.
They weren't even willing to negotiate on that price either. Basically it was a shambles. Girls.
Women and business don't mix!
And then they went and did a ton of Laundry for £15. And then lost people's clothes! Really was a shambles.
Hello Jennifer Maguire.
My Money is on you and I wish I was as well
Good Luck
She sees herself as outspoken, funny and open-minded but has vowed to win The Apprentice by keeping her enemies close by her side. Apparently she can make the shape of a shamrock with her tongue..
DING DING DING DING DING!
WE HAVE A WINNER!
I cann't believe they sacked Ian.
He uses hair straighteners. Good enough reason to sack him.
That Kevin should have gone the stupid idiot. Couldn't even do simple maths. Ian didn't deserve to go in my opinion.
Kevin reminds me of Matt Lucas.
Daffyd Thomas!
That Ian was clueless, none of them on that boys team were fit to be called businessman yesterday they fecked up all the simple stuff.
that Ian couldn't defend himself for shite in the boardroom.
that Ian couldn't defend himself for shite in the boardroom.
The key.
Plus I suppose at the end of the day its his job to make sure its sorted and not guess work as he's the manager. It was a great feck up with all the mistakes but they did still make 800+. Didn't mind Ian though and the chef lad seems a prick.
yeah they made a decent amount of money, but business is all about profit. Imagine pricing things up without establishing how much they are going to cost to produce. Also imagine buying ingredients from the local supermarket as oppose to using a list of wholesalers you were given, schoolboy errors.
I mean the girls didn't even manage to serve lunch, yet they still won.
Ex-fecking-actly!
That was the worst one for me. Then in the board room we were told they spent around 200+ or something on just advertising.
The girls used a few good tricks - offering advertising for the printing and costumes etc. They always use their girly-flirting ways though.
The ex-forces guy seems to have the most intelligence at the moment. Probably my most-likely-to-win-it candidate at the moment.
The Apprentice UK is great, it's such a freak show. I don't think there has been one humble contender in the history of the show. It's always 'I don't know what losing feels like' and so on. I love it when Sir Alan brings them down to earth.
Best part so this far was that posh bloke who got fired in the first episode. Made an absolute fool of himself in the board room.
Best part so this far was that posh bloke who got fired in the first episode. Made an absolute fool of himself in the board room.
Best thing on the BBC for ages.
Almost worth the license fee on it's own.
Almost worth the license fee on it's own.
Hello Jennifer Maguire.
My Money is on you and I wish I was as well
Good Luck
Cute, but she's got a horrible tattoo. Some random Asian sign on her arm, the kind that people get on vacation in Phuket and are told to stand for 'Love' or 'Prosperity' or something but probably means 'Twat'.
Also, that 'best salesperson in Europe' talk was a bit ridiculous. Cute though.
Nah, he ain't gonna win
The producers tell them to do the whole I'm-up-my-arse thing, although they're not really the type to say no. It's good for tv because then Sir Alan's wonderful personality can shine
We all knew that Tre wasn't going to win last year because he was so argumentative, but they kept him in to keep the ratings high. They'll probably do the same with Raef. What a G!Raef makes me laugh, he must make up new words every week!
Ian deserved to go, he basically did no work and delegated it all to 'head chef' just so he could blame him for everything at the end. He couldn't manage and he just called everone 'mate' for some odd reason, which they obviously didn't appreciate because not one said he was a good team leader.
He was rubbish in the boardroom which is the main reason he went and for some unknown reason he kept bringing up the £800 turnover in his argument, surely he should be keeping this quiet as the only reason it was so high is because they spent £500 in the process. Plus he straightens his hair.
He was rubbish in the boardroom which is the main reason he went and for some unknown reason he kept bringing up the £800 turnover in his argument, surely he should be keeping this quiet as the only reason it was so high is because they spent £500 in the process. Plus he straightens his hair.
that one just annoys me...
i hope she gets sacked next... stupid bint will hopefully bust out crying as well
that one just annoys me...
i hope she gets sacked next... stupid bint will hopefully bust out crying as well
I hate her too, the weirdo.
Here's hoping she gets the sack tomorrow.
Ian was the weakest project manager ever I think...he should have taken his belt off and battered his team so they knew who was boss, its what Sir Alan would have done
Comon Renaissance! 45 minutes to go.
They are all fecking useess.
What an embarrassing shower of shite they are....can't see any of them getting a job at this rate.
Don't know if anyone on here watches the American version with Donald Trump but that lot wipes the floor with our rubbish offering.
Don't know if anyone on here watches the American version with Donald Trump but that lot wipes the floor with our rubbish offering.
The Raef lives on!
Not my finest prediction ever.
that one just annoys me...
i hope she gets sacked next... stupid bint will hopefully bust out crying as well
ffs...
i hope she goes next week...
though i think it would be funny to see her try to manage a task
Was the last one a good episode to watch? Totally missed it? Don't have a clue what happened...
Yeah it was good, get BBC iPlayer on and watch the repeat, I won't ruin anything for you
Wednesday's episode was a laugh, can't believe they argued for four hours about where to put an apostrophe
Also glad Kevin went, was a right wanker and his pitches were awful.
Also glad Kevin went, was a right wanker and his pitches were awful.
She did pretty well, I thought. Glad Daffyd's gone, Jenny the redhead next please!
That redheads a right bastard.
Hope her and Claire are up in the boardroom next week.
Hope her and Claire are up in the boardroom next week.
Moment to laugh at Claire please:
Stephen Lee
Claire Young
Stephen Lee
Claire Young
I lole this showThe majority are absolute useless.
I hate that man who gives people loads of funny looks, such a cock.
Superb tele.
Tonights was definitely kosher!!
Tonights was definitely kosher!!