“I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking him to feck off to Spain before I thump him.”
Ralf and Tony: Caption this
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Rangnick "Got any change, mate ? "
"Don't forget son, to let me know if the rain does fall mainly on the Plain"
"50 million down the drain, Anthony Martial moves to Spain"
Rangnick "Last night was an A1, tip-top, clubbing jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun on ecstasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that. I just wish sometimes I could control these F*CKING MOOD SWINGS! "
“Tony Martial came from france. Tony Martial is fecking pants.”
Ralf: "Anthony, as you're making sweet love to your girlfriend, grab her like this & look into her soul.."
Anthony: "But boss, what has that got to do with me asking you how to put on velcro shoes?"
Anthony: "But boss, what has that got to do with me asking you how to put on velcro shoes?"
"I was in my favourite café, after my second spell at Schalke, in the summer of 2011, when my mobile phone rang. Dietrich Mateschitz, the owner of the Red Bull clubs, was looking for a new head coach for RB Salzburg. I told him that I wasn’t interested, but he still insisted we meet. 'I will be there in one hour. I will come by helicopter.'"
I always knew you could press hard
I'm starting to think you actually know him and he shat in your Jacobs Kronung
How has no one mentioned gegenpressing yet?
That picture is so sad lool
Leave the team, take the deadwood.
Godfather reference. No? Ahh, heck!
Godfather reference. No? Ahh, heck!
When I was fifteen, sixteen
When I started really to play guitar
I definitely wanted to become a musician
It was almost impossible because, it was
The dream was so big
That I didn't see any chance
Because I was living in a little town, was studying
And when I finally broke away from school
And became a musician
I thought "well, now I may have a little bit of a chance"
Because all I really wanted to do is music
And not only play music, but compose music
At that time, in Germany, in '69, '70
They had already discotheques
So I would take my car, would go to a discotheque
Sing maybe thirty minutes
I think I had about seven, eight songs
I would partially sleep in the car
Because I didn't want to drive home
And that helped me for about
Almost two years to survive
In the beginning
I wanted to do an album with the sounds of the fifties
The sounds of the sixties, of the seventies
And then have a sound of the future
And I thought "Wait a second
I know the synthesizer, why don't I use the synthesizer
Which is the sound of the future"
And I didn't have any idea what to do but I knew I needed a click
So we put a click on the 24-track
Which then was synced to the Moog modular
I knew that could be a sound of the future
But I didn't realize how much the impact would be
My name is Ralf Rangnick, but everybody calls me Ralf
RR someone put baby in a corner… of Spain
Nah it's just listening to the guy you start to understand what women go through when they're being mansplained toI'm starting to think you actually know him and he shat in your Jacobs Kronung
How has no one mentioned gegenpressing yet?
“Martial FC may be dead, but Martial CF can begin!”
"Bye Anthony"
"Auf Wiedersehen Pet"
“And if you practice corners there we might have a use for you next year’
"We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Manchester. We got it back last night"
Anyway how's your sex life
"you're not turning the wheel hard enough. Hit the cake with the hammer faster, you pig."
Rangnick …….
Martial “your breath is hot”
Martial “your breath is hot”