Nostalgia Time Part 3: I used to love WWF

A quick google search reveals that "Kelly Kelly" is a woman comprised mostly of plastic with a face like a fist.

You're wrong.
 
:lol: What did they do?

Jeff Hardy was caught with shit loads of drugs at his house a few days after his WWE contract ran out a few months ago. The funny thing is he'd just done a storyline where the heel/bad guy was claiming that he was better than Jeff because he is straight edge, whereas Jeff Hardy had his problems in the past with drug abuse. All the fans were meant to be on Hardy's side and of course they were, with him supposedly having been clean for a year and a half or whatever... Then 2 or 3 days after his contract runs out with WWE he is busted with all those drugs.

Angle has been in court with charges of abuse claimed by his ex girlfriend Rhaka Khan. She no-showed their court date last week though. Think he had a DUI too. He's also in a crappy movie

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:lol::lol::lol:
 
If you went back 10 years and told the 12 year old Me that I'm not currently a professional wrestler, the 12 year old me would probably think it was pointless to do anything other than top himself.
 
I used to love WWF. The Rock, DX, Big Show, Jeff Hardy and Matt, Edge (back in the day), Chyna, the list goes on and on. My favorite was the Rock, with the People's Elbow and Rock Bottom.

Recently I turned the TV on and they were showing WWF. I remember cringing inside, muttering to myself, "I used to stay up late to watch this shit?"
 
Jeff Hardy was caught with shit loads of drugs at his house a few days after his WWE contract ran out a few months ago. The funny thing is he'd just done a storyline where the heel/bad guy was claiming that he was better than Jeff because he is straight edge, whereas Jeff Hardy had his problems in the past with drug abuse. All the fans were meant to be on Hardy's side and of course they were, with him supposedly having been clean for a year and a half or whatever... Then 2 or 3 days after his contract runs out with WWE he is busted with all those drugs.

Angle has been in court with charges of abuse claimed by his ex girlfriend Rhaka Khan. She no-showed their court date last week though. Think he had a DUI too. He's also in a crappy movie

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:lol::lol::lol:

Please don't tell me this is a real movie?? :nervous::wenger:
 
All you lads talking about Kelly-Kelly and Stacy, or Trish. No mention of Sable??? I remember meeting her and my then-boyfriend was shouting for her phone number, I could have twatted him :lol:

Me personally? Well being a woman, obviously, I'd have any one of The Rock, Batista or Randy Orton :drool:
 


This, and that ladder match between The Hardies and Edge/Christian. Foley was a fecking mentalist. I lost interest/grew out of it not long after this. Used to be a good laugh though. It was like a soap that didn't bother trying to take itself seriously.

Chris Jericho was cool, if only because of his entrance thing, with that weird countdown. He looked like a girl, mind.
 
no theme song is better then Shawn Michaels.

I think im cute
i know im sexy
i got the looks
that drives the girls wild
ive got the moves
that really move 'em
that set chills
up and down their spine
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

they see me walk
they see me talk
i make them feel
like they're on cloud 9

im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

eat your heart out girls
hands off the merchandise

im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
 
no theme song is better then Shawn Michaels.

I think im cute
i know im sexy
i got the looks
that drives the girls wild
ive got the moves
that really move 'em
that set chills
up and down their spine
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

they see me walk
they see me talk
i make them feel
like they're on cloud 9

im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

eat your heart out girls
hands off the merchandise

im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

It's annoying he missed out on basically the entire Attitude era. He would have been brilliant, as JR said he could wrestle a broomstick and make it look good.
 
I used to love Jericho at one point, and yeah his entrence was awesome, great song too

He also had the best debut in WWE history. Some would dispute that should go to Kane, but that was mainly due to the impact afterwards. The crowd reaction to Jericho coming to WWF was huge. Probably because they already knew who he was, when he was being held down in WCW but still putting on some great matches.

WWF should have done these kind of impactful entrances with a lot more new wrestlers.



It's annoying he missed out on basically the entire Attitude era. He would have been brilliant, as JR said he could wrestle a broomstick and make it look good.

But he didnt draw as the champ and him being around would probably have slowed the progress of the Rock and Stone Cold, who were the ones who won WWF the monday night wars. For all we know, things could have gone the other way with Shawn Michaels around.
 
But he didnt draw as the champ and him being around would probably have slowed the progress of the Rock and Stone Cold, who were the ones who won WWF the monday night wars. For all we know, things could have gone the other way with Shawn Michaels around.

That is true actually, i remember reading somewhere that Vince wasn't happy with Shawn's reign as champ. But I don't see how things would have got worse with him about as he would have been heel as part of DX. It would have been Austin and Rock against Michaels and Triple H, i see no problem if that had happened.
 
no theme song is better then Shawn Michaels.

I think im cute
i know im sexy
i got the looks
that drives the girls wild
ive got the moves
that really move 'em
that set chills
up and down their spine
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

they see me walk
they see me talk
i make them feel
like they're on cloud 9

im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

eat your heart out girls
hands off the merchandise

im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

His best entrance:

 
no theme song is better then Shawn Michaels.

I think im cute
i know im sexy
i got the looks
that drives the girls wild
ive got the moves
that really move 'em
that set chills
up and down their spine
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

they see me walk
they see me talk
i make them feel
like they're on cloud 9

im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

eat your heart out girls
hands off the merchandise

im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)
im just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
im not your boy toy (boy toy)

I prefered Sherri singing it rather than Michaels himself. But the best version of that song........Sexy Kurt!! :D

YouTube - Kurt Angle Sing Sexy Boy

I still laugh my ass off at this :lol::lol:
 
DX parody of The Nation:

YouTube - Dx Parodies the Nation

Team WWF ready to fight Team WCW:

YouTube - WWF funny segment

Kane, Booker and Goldust funny segment (watch out at 1.20, priceless from Goldust :lol: ):

YouTube - Kane Booker and Goldust funny segment

WWE Wrestlemania 21 parody (You Talkin' To Me?):

YouTube - wwe funny promo:are you talking to me?

WWE Wrestlemania 21 parody (Basic Instinct) - Christian is a legend in this video:

YouTube - Basic Instinct parody

WWE Wrestlemania 21 parody (When Harry met Sally):

YouTube - Kurt Angle & Christy Hemme in When Harry met Sally
 
when i was a kid my favourite always used to be Kane, they shouldnt of taken the mask off him


nowadays you dont really have the talent as they used to have in the WWF, in the attitude days, but there is still good guys take edge, one of, if not the best nowadays, this is a great promo


 
What about when Shane O Mac jumped off the big screen on top of The Big Show?
 


This, and that ladder match between The Hardies and Edge/Christian. Foley was a fecking mentalist. I lost interest/grew out of it not long after this. Used to be a good laugh though. It was like a soap that didn't bother trying to take itself seriously.


Totally agree 100%. I loved Mick Foley thought he was great, remember the Sock and the Rock. :lol:

Like you I lost interest about the time that Foley retired.

But that fight with Triple H was mind blowing. :eek:

Happy days.