Mock The Week

I didn't find it as funny this week. Might be because I'm tired.
 
Going to see this live on Wednesday hopefully. Recording starts at 7 and finishes at 9.45. So get to see all the stuff they cut out as well :D

beat that, cnuts !
 
:lol::lol:

Dara - "The winner will be the team I judge to do the funniest material.....no not really you know I just just pick them at random, stop emailing in.
 
Solius said:
What were those jokes?
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I think it was something about how could Gordon Brown be seen as a hero among English people, then Frankie yelled out something like " He could save Maddie McCann from the jaws of a Great White Shark, and people will still see him as an incompetent cnut"

Then there was something about the credit crunch getting worse over the years to come then frankie again " At least Jade Goody won't have to worry about this, she hasn't got much time left"

And there were about 3 Katona jokes all cut.

They were 2 other good bits that should have stood. Their discussion on Noel Edmonds and the t.v licence's ( they were jus ripping the shit out of him and Mr.Blobby)

And the last was when this 11 year old kid called Felix sent in a drawing of how he thought MTW could be affect by CERN. It show'd Russell getting killed by a Dalek for some reason so Russell looked at the camera and said something along the lines of " I'm gonna find you , you little cnut, and i'm gonna feck you up, you little shit". The berating carried on for a bit with more of how they were gonna do this 11 year old kid, up the shitter . It was practically obvious stuff that was going to get cut. But it was feckin funny to watch.

There was also a Between the Lines and a NewsReel with Hugh, that got cut as well. 2 hours 45 recording ! Well worth it.
 
"Fingerprints? I like his music but thats a bit much"

(I realise its a bit shit when typed instead of spoken)

With that, and the cracker about Poles, Russell was much funnier than usual
 
Rahul said:
I think it was something about how could Gordon Brown be seen as a hero among English people, then Frankie yelled out something like " He could save Maddie McCann from the jaws of a Great White Shark, and people will still see him as an incompetent cnut"

Then there was something about the credit crunch getting worse over the years to come then frankie again " At least Jade Goody won't have to worry about this, she hasn't got much time left"

And there were about 3 Katona jokes all cut.

They were 2 other good bits that should have stood. Their discussion on Noel Edmonds and the t.v licence's ( they were jus ripping the shit out of him and Mr.Blobby)

And the last was when this 11 year old kid called Felix sent in a drawing of how he thought MTW could be affect by CERN. It show'd Russell getting killed by a Dalek for some reason so Russell looked at the camera and said something along the lines of " I'm gonna find you , you little cnut, and i'm gonna feck you up, you little shit". The berating carried on for a bit with more of how they were gonna do this 11 year old kid, up the shitter . It was practically obvious stuff that was going to get cut. But it was feckin funny to watch.

There was also a Between the Lines and a NewsReel with Hugh, that got cut as well. 2 hours 45 recording ! Well worth it.
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Damn sounds like they cut a lot more of the strong stuff than I thought.

Ah well. Its still funny as feck like.
 
Rahul said:
I think it was something about how could Gordon Brown be seen as a hero among English people, then Frankie yelled out something like " He could save Maddie McCann from the jaws of a Great White Shark, and people will still see him as an incompetent cnut"

Then there was something about the credit crunch getting worse over the years to come then frankie again " At least Jade Goody won't have to worry about this, she hasn't got much time left"

And there were about 3 Katona jokes all cut.

They were 2 other good bits that should have stood. Their discussion on Noel Edmonds and the t.v licence's ( they were jus ripping the shit out of him and Mr.Blobby)

And the last was when this 11 year old kid called Felix sent in a drawing of how he thought MTW could be affect by CERN. It show'd Russell getting killed by a Dalek for some reason so Russell looked at the camera and said something along the lines of " I'm gonna find you , you little cnut, and i'm gonna feck you up, you little shit". The berating carried on for a bit with more of how they were gonna do this 11 year old kid, up the shitter . It was practically obvious stuff that was going to get cut. But it was feckin funny to watch.

There was also a Between the Lines and a NewsReel with Hugh, that got cut as well. 2 hours 45 recording ! Well worth it.
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They had a picture of Blobby up and someone, I think Hugh, said that he looks like a penis with chlmydia. Couldn't stop laughing :lol:

And the only reason why everyone laughed when Andy said 'Better Find Large Canoe' was because Adam Bloom in a previous round wasn't saying much then randomly shouted out 'I wanked in a canoe!' Then they were talking about wanking in kayaks and such and everyone ripped into Bloom throughout periods of the show making canoe jokes.
 
New series on BBC 2 now.

I thought Boyle wasn't going to do it this year?
 
I thought Russell Howard was really good. Frank Skinner was superb, as was frankie as per usual. Andy Parsons and the Black women were poor!
 
Frankie was on fire last night fecking hell.

The american comedian couldn't stop laughing at him and shaking his hand, must be like his idol.
 
They're all unfunny cnuts except for Mitchell and that Mancunian whose name fails me.
 


Stuff thats too raw for Mock the Week

Not for the easily offended

In 4 parts

Contains a Baby P joke straight away, that kind of stuff
 
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