Michael jackson Memorial

AEG apologise for not telling the Reverand that the microphone is actually turned on and doesn't have to shout.
 
"Jackson reformed the pessimists" - Pessimists have responded, despondently.

"Jackson never stopped, he never stopped!" - The Rev, sadly has not been informed that this is a memorial.
 
People have been given time to recover their hearing after the Reverend shouted at them, repeatedly.
 
Eric Clapton is now that good with a guitar he can transverse the time barriers and is now 35 years younger, performing at the memorial.
 
Anyone reckon the Jacksons might perform 'I want you back'?
 
"I was thirteen" - Brooke Shields states. Sadly Jackson was 24.

"We Had a Bond" - Police are now on the way.
 
Oh dear. 'I was 13 when we met, and from that point our friendship grew' - Brook Shields.
 
"His heart burst out of him when he laughed" - Brooke Shields tells the world of his funny end.
 
Oh Dear Brooke...not the best of things to say