Michael jackson Memorial

Kobe Byrant free of any ill-claims of characters comments on charity work. Magic Johnson, famed AIDs patient who payed it off, calls Michael Jackson "Jackie" also says Michael made him a better basketball player. Intelligent people refute such claims. Johnson was "Afraid to go Michaels house" - People don't understand why. Magic - "Jackson enjoyed KFC" Colonel Saunders is yet to comment.
 
At least Anelka didn't flap off with his little bird gesture....that would have been a bit disrespectful in my view. It's really not the time
 
Perez: "Magic our next target, perhaps also Michael, perhaps one day, we have enough money to clone him." - Reuters.
 
Magic Johnson has just given the entire Jackson family AIDS.
 
I'm glad Trevor was able to let us ignorant Brits know that Johnson and Kobe are actually quite famous in America.
 
"River jordan good" - Says singer at memorial.

The River Jordan is also unavailable to comment, but is reportedly flowing freely.
 
Kobe Byrant free of any ill-claims of characters comments on charity work. Magic Johnson, famed AIDs patient who payed it off, calls Michael Jackson "Jackie" also says Michael made him a better basketball player. Intelligent people refute such claims. Johnson was "Afraid to go Michaels house" - People don't understand why. Magic - "Jackson enjoyed KFC" Colonel Saunders is yet to comment.

Uhh... one of the Jackson brothers is called Jackie Jackson.
 
I'm glad Trevor was able to let us ignorant Brits know that Johnson and Kobe are actually quite famous in America.

Good of him wasn't it....I was wondering why Anelka and Alex where there what with Chelsea starting pre-season/training yesterday

out of interest..

are the lads back in pre-season/training today?
 
It's a mircale the universe is now conversing with the memorial, using Jackson's voice. Berbatov is reportedly, unfazed. "It was bound to happen, *exhales smoke* the universe is omnipotent. So I have read."
 
As Kobe and Johnson left the stage, the narrator for the memorial described the LA Lakers being the Manchester United of America.

It was quite a moment.

Ah. So we didn't actully get a mention at the ceremony..
 
"A man who taught the world how to love" - Says Rev. Al Sharpton. Historians claim, love most likely happened before Jackson, but we won't argue with the Rev. Because he's crazy - and wrong, on pretty much everything.
 
"Jackson unites the world" - Rev Al Sharpton shouts into the microphone before saying "Jackson made us feed the world." Jesus is reportedly out of a job.
 
`He put on one glove, and pulled his pants up...`

fecking poor choice of words there given his history.....