Manchester United stars out for a pizza

I must get one. Prob have one in river island, or at least something similar
 
Why is Anderson wearing that?
Ohhh ffs what is he wearing?

OMG OMG looks at his shit shoes.

My granny used to wear a s similar jacket.

My dog wear that kind of cap.


FFS Redcafe fashion police on the lose.
 
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And here we have the rare sighting of a smiling Valencia, quiet or it may be startled.

Ah, Sir Attenborough. Tell us more about these fascinating spieces
 
Scholesy looks a little too public schoolboy with the sweater over the collared shirt.

Rooney looks like the guy in the marketing department who spends the whole week looking forward to spending the whole weekend drinking beer and watching football.

Owen looks like he's checking out some fit bird's arse, though given that it seems to be Rooney...

Phelan looks like he tries to disguise his fat-man-waddle as swagger. Word of advice for those with moobs: Loose clothing. Try it.

I assume Vidic is wearing that shirt so he can kill whoever mocks it.

Nani looks like one of any number of dudes who can be found in any gay bar in the Western world.

Valencia looks like the guy in an office where you're expected to wear collared shirts, and that's as formal as he'll ever get.

Rio looks like his clothes were picked out by a blind man.

Edwin looks like Paul Bunyan.

Whichever Da Silva that is looks like my 16 year-old cousin.

Park looks like a ninja.

Chicharito looks like someone's kid.

Bebe looks like he spends as little of his money on clothes as he can.

So does Anderson.

Smalling looks like he has to watch out for low bridges a lot.

Kusczak looks like he's calling his agent to demand an Italian food clause be entered into his next contract.

Evra looks pissed that they're going for Italian and not French.
 
good, saf knows exactly what's best for his team, i wonder who's gonna pay the bill this time?
 
Pizza? That's not very responsible eating for a professional footballer, is it?

And why are they out on the town anyway? Hardly good prep for Chelsea.

Joke - lolz
 
I'd wear something like Hernandez or Berbatov. Jeans with a tee or a shirt. All the younger lads like Da Sivlas, Evans, Gibson and all are decent.

Evra, Nani, Rio, O'shea , Brown, Vida and Valecia have horrendous clothes.
 
Pizza? That's not very responsible eating for a professional footballer, is it?

And why are they out on the town anyway? Hardly good prep for Chelsea.

Joke - lolz

Almost, almost fell for it :lol:
 
Aww how nice, Fergie took them out for a pizza. I wonder if he bought them ice cream afterwards.
 
At least if it all goes tits up on the football pitch, there is something to cling on to. Worst Dressed Sports Team 2011
 
Pizza-gate...the sequel!

Im just curious in HOW MUCH of a TIP they gave!!

PS Who are the lads in the pic with Carrick - 1315205s MXC? I have not registered on that site, so I couldn't enlarge to view. (also couldn't zoom in - shocking visibility).
 
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It's like the bus driver's desperately trying to chase after a group of anti-socials who skipped the fare.
 
JOS wins best dressed by a country mile. Rio, wtf? And check Vidic walking all over Bebe...'Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way, Move bitch!'

Smalling just looks big because he's in the pic with the smallest lads from the squad.
 
I love I can say which one of da Silvas is in the picture with Edwin and Rio. Fabio!

Scholes, Owen, van der Sar, Vidic, Valencia, Anderson, Smalling and Hernandez look nice.

Good to see pictures like these.
 
Do you lot all read Hello magazine and the like? Christ.
 
The life of a Man Utd footballer, not bad eh? fecking hell :(
 
Rio is the only one with any style there. The rest are just clueless.
 
Nani and Valencia really went all out on the shirts for a casual bite to eat with their team mates. Bet they're wearing cuff links and all.

Got to look their best in case someone drunk dials some hookers.