Luke Skywalker

[duffer]

Prick. Whiney and annoying.

Plus he wanted to feck his own sister, kill his own dad and had a gammy hand.

Worst hero in any film ever.

 

[UBERScholes]

His sister wasn't half bad, in fairness

 

[Raoul]

Lando apparently thought so ....

 

[Cali Red]

He was especially shit when he joined up with 2 Live Crew.

 

[Stobzilla]

Someone's been watching Sky Movies.

 

[a_devil_inside]

he's very pally with a camp robot too

 

[nimic]

Speaking of which..

 

[Garethw]

Prick. Whiney and annoying.

Plus he wanted to feck his own sister, kill his own dad and had a gammy hand.

Worst hero in any film ever.

He'd whip your bollocks off with his lightsaber if he heard you say that

 

[UBERScholes]

I had a mate called Luke once. Funny lad, really friendly, but I would've had him easy. And I'm not exactly Darth Vader. Princess Leia'd probably slap the shit out of me in fact

 

[PhilipB]

Lando apparently thought so ....

That is brilliant.

 

[Gambit]

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[PhilipB]

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That's pretty good. Weird al Yankovich (sp?) has some funny raps although some are shit.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

His sister wasn't half bad, in fairness

If princess leia/carrie fisher circa 1977 was my sister, incest would suddenly be cool.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Although in fairness I agree with duffer.

Han Solo was much much cooler.