Im a celebrity get me out of here 2009

ITV. Putting out nothing but shite since 1980.

And thick Britain laps it all up.
 
My missus loves this show. And despite my protestations I must admit I end up watching the bits where they do the trials.

Unfortunately, I'm A Celebrity has already turned into the Katie Price Show.

How come this ''media whore'' gets the chance to go back in, no-one else has been allowed?

And what will ITV do if she is the first one to get voted out, I suspect there might be some ''manipulation'' of the viewer's votes!
 
The bits in the jungle really aren't entertaining at all. The best bits of the show is definitely Ant and Dec when they feck up and start taking the piss out of each other, takes me back to watching SMTV all those years ago.
 
i hate jordan, i want to punch her right in the face the fecking slut faced bitch
 
I reckon they'll out Peter Andre back in some point throughout this as well. Just to 'stir things up' a bit.
 
I reckon they'll out Peter Andre back in some point throughout this as well. Just to 'stir things up' a bit.

Allegedly he was asked before Jordan, but like a sane person turned it down. Jordan was then asked and took the option, so i doubt Andre is going back in when he has three weeks with his kids.
 
i doubt the skankbag will be in there 3 weeks, we all hate her guts so who wants to see her every night on tv the fecking bitch faced whorebagging cnut
 
i doubt the skankbag will be in there 3 weeks, we all hate her guts so who wants to see her every night on tv the fecking bitch faced whorebagging cnut

I wish she would get voted out straight away but can't see that happening. A lot of the public still love the slag and the way ITV edit the program will make sure she gets more air time meaning she'll stay
 
i hope they all give her a really shit time in there and that she will have to do all the tasks which will hopefully break her and reduce her to a big ball of tears
 
I can honestly say I have never even heard of over half of them assholes. I hope there is extreme racism or sexism, bullying or sexual inappropriateness/assault, only for the reason that ITV will be forced to pull the plug on this bollocks. It's worse than BB for sure. I mean who the feck is Stuart Manning ?
 
jordan did nothing of interest last time she was in, all I remember was Peter Andre chasing her like a little lovestruck puppy

I'd rather get Joe Pasquale back than that whore

Send Dean Gaffney and Paul Burrell back in, they were legendary doing the trials. Also send Anthony Worrall Thompson back in, he led a revolution because the portions they were given for dinner were disgraceful. It was very funny.
 
i doubt the skankbag will be in there 3 weeks, we all hate her guts so who wants to see her every night on tv the fecking bitch faced whorebagging cnut

Well put mate, unfortunately there are reports in the media that she has been paid between £250,000 - £450,000 to appear on this show, so there is no way ITV will allow her to be voted off first.

Some ''creative manipulation of viewer's votes'' may be the answer to ITV's problem.
 
she was trying to be nice an likable last night the manipulative cow, luckily we know the truth, while she is there she is going to get all the trials for sure
 
fecking tart is trying to come across as likable, hope the public see through it and keep putting her through all the trials
 
It should be called:

I'm Katie Price (plus others), get me out of here.

Gino to win
 
gino is great "this should be called knocker jungle!":lol:
 
Being in a tank with baby crocs that have their mouths taped shut is hardly a challenge.

Atleast let them bite
 
Being in a tank with baby crocs that have their mouths taped shut is hardly a challenge.

Atleast let them bite

all she had to do was get in a pool and pick a star off the floor, must have been very challenging even for a simpleton like her :boring:

noticed Dec couldn't stop glancing at her tits though
 
excellent katie up for the next trial again:D

and gino is great, i want him to win "Today i woke up really horny, very very horny"

:lol:
 
she hardly though we were going to be sympathetic after she did one or two trials did she? really is a dumb fecker, first trial she said she expected it, second she was a bit surprised and now tonight she was genuinely shocked! She is going to keep getting them until she cracks and walks out or gets voted out
 
Anyone else think that this show would be much more entertaining if they released some venomous spiders into the camp?

Just me?