Films With Titles That Have Promise

I have a friend that's fecking obsessed with those two - every time someone says "hey let's watch a movie" he recomends either one of those.

He's an idiot. Lesbian Vampire Killers is one of the worst movies ever made....EVER! If it wasn't for occasional mild Lesbianism it almost certainly would be The worst ever
 
Ladies & Gentleman...I present to you....Shark In Venice


Not really sure what to make of this. From the trailer it appears to be some kind of action movie / Indiana Jones rip off but with a Jaws'esque sub plot of a shark swimming around venice eating tourists.

It's like someone thought 'what are my 2 favourite films? Jaws and Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade. Let's blend them both together.'

Genius.
 
The best film title ever - got it in my DVD collection too...

What are the two most exciting words you can think of that, when combined, conjure up the most amazing imagery? Behold....

SPACE FURY!!!!