does follicly challenged = title challenge?

you are diluting your baldness between two roles. focus on one and fortunes will change.
Sage words from, I'd imagine, a bald genius. Thank you.
 
Maybe we’re going the wrong way with this...

…What if it’s a sign that we just hire Franco Baldini?

Or Steve Archibald? Sir Alex would give a good reference on him from the Aberdeen days.
 
the dream team to get us back to the top:

ceo: sajid jarvid from politics
manager: zidane
director of football: alfred hitchcock
transfer and contract negotiatiors: mitchell brothers from eastenders
nutritionist: greg wallace
motivational speaker: terry crews

captain: picard
 
Sigh… i used to enjoy threads like this. But unlike my dad and uncles what i thought was an invincible hairline has started thinning big time. Not so funny now!

I too know the pain of first generation baldness and it's no joke.

I also manage to look exactly like my dad, except for his full head of silvery hair, so I don't even have the option of blaming the milkman.