It's hard to call this one huh?
But here is what might happen...
Events occur in real time <beep beep beep beep>
20:52 - 21:00
The players enter the pitch. The Argentinian fans start to cheer "Vamos, Vamos, Argentina", but their sound fades away into nothingness when the deafening chanting of some 40.000 Brazilian fans, wearing something orange-y, erupts in Arena de Sao Paulo: "Ole Ole Ole Ole, Holland! Holland!"
That was very moving. What made it awkward is when they tried to sing along the Dutch National Anthem. God bless their hearts.
21:00 - 21:18
A cautious begin by both teams, with The Netherlands are passing the ball around and Messi is quietly strolling around the center of the pitch. It's what we call in Holland "watching the cat out of the tree" football.
21:19 ... 1-0 Van Persie
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLL!
Nevermind, scratch that, RVP offside.
21:20 -21:22
That opened up the game. It's now back and forth, with Messi showing some impressive moves in between his walks.
21:25 ... 1-0 Sneijder
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
Sneijder you awesome little man! A cracking shot from 20 meters out, straight like an arrow, in the top right corner.
21:28 - 21:31
It is absolute madness in the arena. All the Brazil fans are chanting
"Ocho, Ocho, Ocho", which I believe means
"Eight, Eight, Eight". A bit premature if you ask me.
21:32 ... 2-0 Robben
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!
Oh dear, oh dear. Zabaleta pass is intercepted by van Persie . He catapults Arjen Robben who goes Meep Meep and when the dust settles it's 2-0 to the Orange men.
21:35
Great shot of Maradona clearly saying
"Puto" about six times before the camera pans away.
21:36-21:40
Messi shows his quality by dribbling past Sneijder and de Vrij before being "what-up?"-ed by Ron Vlaar. He hasn't been able to create any danger for Argentina yet. They thought they had the advantage of playing close to home, but the Germans that up last night.
21:42 ... 3-0 Van Persie
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!
WHAT A %$#$ INSANE GOAL! Robben runs (too easily) past Zabaleta and Garay and passes wide to the incoming van Persie who was expected to volley it in from about 8 meters out, but instead dove to the ground, balanced the ball on his nose and slid it into the right corner, living up to his recently achieved
amphibian wildlife status.
HALF-TIME
Pundits. Discussion, blah blah, Messi not delivering, blah blah, goal of the tournament, blah blah.
22:00 - 22:10
Argentina clearly feeling it's possible to get back in the game. Some nice attacking there.
22:05 ... 4-0 van Persie
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!
Van Persie just sealed his faith as a World Cup legend with that one, folks! Sneijder sees van Persie running straight trhough the heart of the Argentinian defense. Van Persie turns around, lands the ball on his chest and bicycle-kicks the ball past Sergio Romero. What a goal!
This is exactly what Sabella tried to prevent; a Germanesk slaughter-fest.
22-12 ... SUB Van Persie <> Huntelaar
The Dutch are taking off van Persie who wasn't feeling well at the start of the match. He will get some rest for the final against Germany.
22:20 - 22:30
The Dutch seem to have it under control. They have contained the threat of Messi extremely well, giving him no room when he has the ball and intercepting many passes that are meant for him. You can see Messi getting agitated. He is no longer whistling theme tunes during his walks.
22:32 ... 5-0 Huntelaar
The Hunterrrrrrr does it again! Great goal from Klaas-Jan Huntelaar (try to say his name if you're not from Holland or Germany. The Brazilian fans tried and nearly choked themselves). Excellent pass into the box from Blind and the tall Huntelaar heads it past Romero.
22:35-22:42
The Argentinians have given up. All their efforts are now focused on avoiding a 6th and 7th from a Dutch side who seem to have gotten the munchies. Very slick one-touch football from the Orange. Who are they trying to impress, huh? Probably Germany. Competitive much?
22:44 ... 3 minutes extra time
Oh boy.
22:45+2 ... 6-0 Robben
GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!
What is this guy on??? Just keeps on running towards the goal like a rabid hyena. Argentina's offside-trap appearently misfired and they can't be arsed to chase Robben. It's a big
"you figure it out, we're done" towards Romero who dives to the ground in a
"two can play that game motherfeckers" protest. It's an easy tap in for the man of the hour: Arjen Robben.
FULL TIME
That was hard to watch.
Well, no it wasn't. We're kind of use to it now as this seems to be the new standard for World Cup semi-finals.
Soooo.... that's why I think anyways. Could go either way.