Darren Fletcher the pundit

[12OunceEpilogue]

I hate him. Why does he keep saying the full name of every player?

TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD PASSES THE BALL TO DIOGO JOTA AND THE SHOT IS PAMMED AWAY BY KASPER SCHMEICHEL.

Please just say Alexander-Arnold, Jota and Schmeichel. We won’t confuse them with anyone else.

 

[Tom Cato]

I hate him. Why does he keep saying the full name of every player?

TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD PASSES THE BALL TO DIOGO JOTA AND THE SHOT IS PAMMED AWAY BY KASPER SCHMEICHEL.

Please just say Alexander-Arnold, Jota and Schmeichel. We won’t confuse them with anyone else.

Id love a "Overly formal" pundit channel where they say things like "Marcus Rashford MBE of Crenwick Cottage in Altricham passes to Harry Maguire of Oxford Borough down Stoke-On-Trent and we have passed 5 seconds of a 90 minute thrilling match at Old Trafford, Est. 1909 in this sixth round Premier League match against Wimbledon in the Lords year 2029". Monocle required