“I mean, why wait until everyone else has had their fun with the olives”
Caption this picture: Rangy in Ronnie's ear
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Really can't smell much sweat off you Chris
"This is what happens when you open new Ragnick thread on the cafe"
"What you wearing"
"Don't Worry Ronnie i will show you my Bratwurst later"
"I'm not your biggest fan but I wish you a speedy recovery"
"I'm a football manager/
Home team damager/
You heard of him I make Ferguson look like amateur/
My man Ronnie ayyo let's get all this money whhooaaaa"
Home team damager/
You heard of him I make Ferguson look like amateur/
My man Ronnie ayyo let's get all this money whhooaaaa"
"Mister Ronny, normally I would say "Auf wiedersehen," but since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "'till I see you again", and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye!
or
“Donny is a free man. He cannot be treated like a slave. He... within the boundaries of good taste, he must be treated as an extension of myself.”
Maybe both though, seemed like a lengthy chat.
or
“Donny is a free man. He cannot be treated like a slave. He... within the boundaries of good taste, he must be treated as an extension of myself.”
Maybe both though, seemed like a lengthy chat.
"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, etc..."
urgh that’s a piece of shit comment
"I'm having an old friend for dinner"
We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitdownyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"wir schaffen das"
"You disloyal-fool-ass bitchmade-punk - You think you can do this to me!? You, motherfecker, will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. I'm the man up in this beast. King Kong ain't got shit on me."
"The pickle is actually a metaphor for nihilism."
"is this even a debate anymore?"
"tell Georgina I'll be seeing her later"
What the feck did you just fecking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the feck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fecking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fecking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fecking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fecking dead, kiddo.
Ill pull the balls off you
‘You ever do that again and I’ll put you in the u16s’
Ronnie, I just farted and subbed you off so I could share the smell with you jaaa!
Schau mal zu du alter Sack
"Cristiano, I release you from your human bonds."
This thread is hilarious 
My turn.
"Cut the fecking crap off or I'll bench you until I leave"
My turn.
"Cut the fecking crap off or I'll bench you until I leave"
”Why do you smell like toast?”
''Hail, Hydra!''
"there is no Ei in Mannschaft"
"You do that again and I'll hose you down with full fat coca-cola, Rambo-style mutterfecker"
“Why every time Ronaldo is polemic”
‘When I touch you I feel happy, inside. It’s just a feeling that, my Ron, I can’t hide. I can’t hide. I can’t hide. ‘
Ronaldo "Why me and not one of the younger players ?"
"Your name will also go on the list. What is it?"
Spoiler alert !
"In the end Walt and Jesse get married..."
"In the end Walt and Jesse get married..."
You are about ready for the Travellers yard
"I voted for Messi"
"The Youngsters are the Future, your time is up"