Caption this picture: Rangy in Ronnie's ear

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" "No." ... Plagueis, the legend went, was "so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life," and even save others from dying.
 
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“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?”
 
“Cry me a river you tramp looking twat”
 
“Hey Ron, any chance I can borrow some hair dye. I’m running low”
 
It’s incredible how the media love to create a story from nothing.

talkSPORT created a whole piece this morning on the Ronaldo substitution.

So many players are seen unhappy at being substituted and no one bats an eyelid.
 
"I call it the three Cs, Concept, Consistency, Capital"
 
'Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuiiuu!'
 
Do, do, do, do you, but do you, do you, do, do, but do you want to come on?
Scooch on over closer, dear
And I will nibble your ear.