with my alcohol tolerance I would be dead by 30 minutes
FA Premier League
Manchester United 3:1 Bournemouth
Old Trafford
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- Tue, 17 May 2016 @ 8:00pm BST
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with my alcohol tolerance I would be dead by 30 minutes
Ain't it the dumbest thing in the world ?15 mins of meaningless football.@Damien are there more people viewing RedCafe right now than at OT?
The young fringe players have all been evacuated, to live with families in the country, to ensure their safety in readiness for Jose's arrival.I bet you anything the biggest cheer of the night will be when they announce the attendance as 65,000
Making me dizzy! I bet he gets a 8/10 just for that!You can cleatly hear what the players are shouting !
We need to pass it around the defence more.Why are Bournemouth not letting us score??
Is yer 'aul fella still reading the paper?My dads turned to reading the paper already he's done after 4 mins
Nice idea from Lingard
Also chanting it in a game where most of our fans in the ground are likely locals.Booorrrrriiiiiiiiinnnngggggggggggg.....All part of the plan. We're just lulling them into a coma then boom, 19 goals.Rooney and that fecking ball to Valencia
Not meaningless. 12 of them in possession, 7 of them the ball is flying cross field from Rooney's passes to Valencia.
I imagine he's started painting the wall by now.Holy shit, this is boring.Surely Rooney is taking the piss with the fans?
I know for a fact I have spent more time looking at Redcafe than my tv.The attendance tonight has to be the lowest for a league match at Old Trafford for about 25 years.
Maybe he's put on the kettle.Last game of the season, at home, nothing to play for, no stress and we still look fecking awful. It reminds me of SNL Celebrity Jeopardy where Sean Connery is asked to write just anything and he fails to do that.Mars has a bigger atmosphere than this.No worries, we still have 70 mins... to make at least a fecking shot"Dominating the ball" ? Christ, I hate possession and dominating play. Ponderous passive poop!Boring shit. As expected.
We have more robots.Lingard actually makes intelligent runs. He's good at that to be fair, it's just when he actually gets on the ball that it all falls apart.YAY!!!!!! an attacking run by lingard!!!Blow Job's been a bit wank.Nice from Valencia.Jesse Lingard, reassuringly hopeless.Hodgson should try to get Valencia in a package deal for the Euros.
The club will paint it as having 76k from Sunday and todays attendance combined as the official one. Will be a record attendance.
The reason why LVG's tactics will get us nowhere right there.
Imagine Woy employs diamond with no real right winger this Euro and plays Rooney deeper than Kane and Alli
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Marcus Rashford
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11%
Anthony Martial
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3%
Antonio Valencia
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2%
David de Gea
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
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Compiled from 328 ratings.
Score Predictions
434,76,76
- Man Utd win
- Bournemouth win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 25% Man Utd 2:0 Bournemouth
- 21% Man Utd 1:0 Bournemouth
- 10% Man Utd 3:0 Bournemouth
- 8% Man Utd 0:0 Bournemouth
- 7% Man Utd 0:5 Bournemouth
- 6% Man Utd 2:1 Bournemouth
- 5% Man Utd 5:0 Bournemouth
- 4% Man Utd 1:1 Bournemouth
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Bournemouth
- 2% Man Utd 4:0 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 5:5 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:3 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 5:4 Bournemouth
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Bournemouth
- Possession
- 66% 34%
- Shots
- 12 7
- Shots on Target
- 5 0
- Corners
- 7 1
- Fouls
- 9 8
Referee
Jonathan Moss
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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replaced by Ashley Young
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replaced by Memphis Depay
